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Driving in the Country

Driving in the countryEverything is greenWatching all the wildlifeAll that can be seen Shit…… DM

I think we gotta problemSomething’s come unstuckI don’t know how it happenedShit and wtf? DM

“Everybody prepares for the weddingbut not the marriage” Dr Phil McGrawUS TV personality and author

We had a bit of problemProblem with the floodGot it now all sortedNo problem now with flood DM

Little shit has disappearedWherever did he goI told him not to go exploreBut did he listen? No DM

Traveling on highwayIn motor carOn way to heavenDespite very far DM

Blue’s my favourite colourGonna have a slideGot my bottom rutted rightDown I go for ride DM

Hello? my name’s MabelCrotchet is my gameStanding by my masterpieceMabel is my name DM

I am a little lambLottie is my nameWatch me wiggle tail for youThen gif me back again DM

Hello? my name’s MelvinHow are you today?I am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day DM