I am a well-trained welderI know my safety rulesWelding can be dangerousI’m Stan, no welding fool…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Category Archives: SAFETY FAILS
Swimming Gear
O took my boyfriend swimmingI had the proper gearAs usual he forgot hisSo used what’s round, what’s there…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Takes a Nap
Was on my lunch break when ICame over sleepy, bitFound a nice place to lay downDid someone just say shit?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Unblocks a Drain
I called for Stan the plumberThe pipe outside was blockedHe climbed out of the windowHe climbed out in flip-flops…. Shit Stan…… No worries….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan and Perc Move a Sofa
Perc, it’s really simpleYou have to just stay calmI’ll hand it to you gentlyJust take it in your arms…. Simple….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
The Happy Glassblower
I am a happy blowerOf glass, and moulding itAt end of day when all blowed outRelax a little bit…. The Glassblowers Union inform me this is not Stan…… Don MatthewsMay 2021
Scooter Riders Club
We of the Scooter Riders ClubOn safety are shit hotWe follow rules we all swear toOur rules aren’t tommy rot…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Recliner Chair
This is a chair (recliner)I’ll show you how it worksJust press this little button here…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Shifts Concrete
Stan’s a concrete shifterHandstands part of skillAlmost has perfected itEventually he will…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan and Perc Smooth Concrete. Top Team Effort
Smoothing concreteEasy way1, 2, 3 andHey hey hey…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 