Off to do the shoppingFather and the sonSon is happy waitingTill the shopping’s done…. Have you bought anything for me?…….. A lollypop?. My favourite colour. Thankyou…… (Could only happen in America….) Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Category Archives: Random verse reveal
Ferrari
My twin’s got a FerrariI’m gonna play a trickNot only on you readersOK let’s throw the brick…. Haha…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stretch Armstrong Range
I’ve been selected specially toDisplay Stretch Armstrong RangeSome keep looking at meAs if I’m rather strange?…. Why?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Attempts to Break World Record Long-Distance Golf Putt
Converted me my fishing rodTo a golfing clubStand back while I try it outThen celebrate down pub….. He’s done it! We now have a new world record holder. Well done Stan……. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Council Doesn’t Like This Architect. Sorry
The council didn’t like thisThey went and tore it downI’ve no idea what made them do soMaybe wasn’t round? Don’t know?. But they said sorry…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Thankyou Mummy For Drink
Thankyou mummy for drinkMy favourite cup and strawYou’ve given me a new drinkFrom up my straw to draw…. Yummy mummy…… I’m pleased you like it sweetie…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stockholm Carpet
Just arrived in StockholmI’m in a shopping grooveTried to kick this carpet flatDoesn’t want to move?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Applies to be a Snowplough Driver
They advertised for driverOf plough to clear the roadsApplied, they jumped, said great Stan(It seemed a heavy load….) Thought it was a heavy lump of snow…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Nail Polish
Went to my local adult shopFor polish for my nailsAm happy with the selection(They also send by mail) If embarrassed…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Tat
I have a tatIt has blue eyesAnd two nice wingsWhich help it fly…. All my friends all like it…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 