I am a racecar driverAll ready to unwindHit the pedal off I goJeez! what power behind…. 50 Coke-loving penguins cleaned track afterwards…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Category Archives: Random verse reveal
Beam Me Up Scottie
Priscilla is our resident FCS cat Me and Scottie get on wellEstablished good rapportRides in spaceship all for freeUp me Scottie, more…. Bet ya didn’t know I was in with the aliens did ya…….meow Don MatthewsJuly 2021
The Wafer Challenge
Architect I challenge youDesign a new high-riseCompletely out of wafersUniform in size…. Done…… Next challenge?…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Why Is It Not Working Daddy?
I’m doing what my daddy saidHow it should be doneWhy is it not working?He said it’s lots of fun…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
I Do Love Watching Telly
I do love watching tellyThis one I watch each dayMy rug on lap to keep me warmMy aids hear what they say…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
My New Measure
Got myself a measureA brand new springy oneMeasuring’s now much easierAlso lots more fun…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
My Mower’s Indestructible
My mower’s indestructibleI even mow the waterYou ask me why I do this thing?Because I think I oughta…. Actually I’m cleaning the blades before putting it away….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Smart TV
I am the latest smart TVComplete with high-tech appsKubernetic clusters andOn/of switch, (perhaps)…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Never Upset a Kangaroo
Never upset a kangarooWhy? because they don’t like itThis guy did not listen, take heed of this(Did I hear a shit and a fuck it?…..) I believe you did….. I’ve trained Skip with better manners……. For those who have not met my drinking buddy Skip Don MatthewsJuly 2021
I Am Like a Tyre
I am like a tyreAt times I need some airI don’t mind who administersBut they might just mind where…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 