They said the chocolate biggerWill cost a little moreBut when I looked more closelyThis is what I saw…. And the bigger bar did cost more. As they said it would……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Category Archives: MORE FAILS
Bridge and Wild Sex
Was going to my girlfriendThinking of wild sexGPS said turn leftTurn left at exit next…. Shit, they told me this bridge was ready to go……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Some People Will Capitalise on Anything
2020, I’ve just found outWho this saga writOne in which he specialisesLeft me feeling shit…. I won’t be watching any more of his…… Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Need Some Juice To Get Me Home
Had a bit of rough nightNeed juice to carry onGotta make it to my bed(No, driver was not Don)…. That’s right. I’m not that silly…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Specializes in Sign Installation
Was asked to put a sign up(Of which I specialize)No problem, do these in my sleepSmall, large, any size…. Problem boss?……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
How We Stop Things Falling Off
We use this quite often, this techniqueFor stopping them fall on the roadIt passes all safety precautionsAs on our way home we do rode… We always wear our helmets…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Paints the Road Lines
I really am quite soberBut something caught my eyeA buxom luscious lovelyDistracted, thus was I…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Roll Her Out Perc
Roll her out PercOne big heaveFor what we are ’boutTo receive…. Shit Perc, you said tyres no probs……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Something’s Not Quite Right
Stuck foot on the pedalSomething’s not quite rightSounds not as expectedNor’s surrounding sight…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan’s Just Passed His Pilot’s License
I’m real excite to fly this planeJust checked outside airflowThe runway’s lined up straight aheadI’m landing here we go…. Jeez Stan, bit bumpy……. Don Matthews|July 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 