I am a bank installerInstalling ATMCustomers need exercisingI just know where to put ’em Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Priscilla You’re an Idiot
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Priscilla you’re an idiotYou’re in a fix once moreLast time you got fixated wasBetween the screen and door Remember?…. meow…. No?…. Idiot…. meow…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Buy Local, Support the Economy
I’ll buy this sprayer made right hereSupport economyHello? what’s this here underneath?So much made locally Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
The Man with the Double DNA Profile
The leukemia patientTurns serial killer His blood is leftAt the scene of the crime But he gets off scot-freeWhy you ask? The culprit is someoneWho gave the stem cellsTo bring him into remission On the other hand…. If he sheds his own DNA salivaHe would be behind bars He has a double DNA profileHis ownAndContinue reading “The Man with the Double DNA Profile”
Buckminster Fuller
Humanity is aquiring all the right technologyfor all the wrong reasons Buckminster Fuller
I Have a Message to Brighten You Up
I am a message boarderTo brighten you, make grinNow where’s my fastening things? Oh damnI’ve only got one pin Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Priscilla? What the Heck are You Doing ?
Don MatthewsOctober 2020
I Am a Carpark Builder
Disables I look afterWhen building carpark spaceThis new design I’m proud ofI am a carpark ace Stops other cars getting too close dumbo….. Lets the water drain out…. Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Priscilla Holds a Seance
Priscilla holds a seanceEvery Friday nightHas the local cats aroundNot in dark, in light Meowing to the spirit worldLittle feline packMeowing to the spirit worldWaiting meows come back meeeooowww….. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
I Wanna Buy a Gun at Walmart Mummy
I can’t believe my eyesWalmart is selling gunsOn display for all to seeOh what shopping fun Mummy takes me down the aisleRifles, guns galoreRound the corner, round we goGosh, there’s rifles more Mummy I’d like that oneStanding straight and tallWanna be a Rambo girlWanna have a ball bang…bang… You’ll need some ammunition Without it there’sContinue reading “I Wanna Buy a Gun at Walmart Mummy”
