They’ve both just bought a mansion Splashed out twenty mill Theatre, resort-size swimming pool Sixteen bathrooms as well Which makes things nice, convenient No more they’ll have to wait At the shower entrance For other to vacate It also has a tennis court When naught they have to do With gin and tonics served byContinue reading “The Meg-a-Mansion”
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
I am an Age-Old Newbie
I am an age-old newbie I write amusement, fun Don’t dare come near me doom and gloom You getting cranky hun? What? Don MatthewsJuly 2020
America Prevents a Second Wave of Coronavirus
America’s prevented a second Wave of corona from showing They’ve achieved this quite easy and simply By keeping the first one still going Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Priscilla Loves Pizza
Priscilla loves pizza Ham and tomato Her favourite Meow But she get’s a little confused at times No, we’re not laughing at you….. Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Poet Don and his Botted Chair
I’m sitting in the cafe My favourite chair’s been got The curvature I put it in Don’t suit the gotter’s bot Sorry to hear your chair’s been taken…. Thankyou….. Poet Don is a valuable asset to the FCS Team,coming to us from the esteemed Poets Society
Monkey
The difference between a man and monkey Is when a monkey looks in the mirror He sees a monkey Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Unskew
I drink my cappuccino Write poems in a caff And as Americans might say My lines can give a laugh Now thankfully America Has come to my rescue Without their helpful accent My lines would sound unskew Don Matthews May 2018
Priscilla Thought She’d be Smart and Show Off….
Our lovely cat Priscilla Surefooted, quick, and able Was being clever, showing off And just fell off the table (Serves her right…..) Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Some People
Some people Are wise And some Are otherwise Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Priscilla’s Milk Bowl
We bought Priscilla a new milk bowl The old one was getting a bit tatty Seems she was sill attached to the old one Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 