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Priscilla’s Into Pull-ups

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Priscilla loves her pull-upsTones her muscles (front)Which she uses (skillfully)When she mices hunt Don’t look at me like that PrissI know my grammar’s wrongI know that pussy’s in the wellHark, listen? Ding ding dong meow… (my master’s lost it) Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Aging

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m getting old (I’m aging)Arthritis in the kneesAging’s only importantIf you’re a wine or cheese Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Looking for a Strip Joint

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m off into the CBDStrip joint where are you?I need to ease my lockdown painGet out of house, I do A fine officer?…. Stage 4 lockdown area?…. No strip joints open?…. Anywhere?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020 A Melbourne man travels into the CBD with unexpected results

Priscilla Contemplates Doing a Jesus

I’d like to walk upon the waterBut do not want to drownMy master’s leg will stop me goingDown, down, down glug…meow…glug Nice leg Don…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Welcome Ralph. The New Addition to Our Family

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I love my dog and he loves meRalph likes his friendly rubAnd when he hears the water runningJoins me in the tub Nice legs Don…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2020

“I Wanna Give you a Big Kiss”

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I wanna give you big kissYou women, also guysTo prove that I’m back healthy, fitNo way I’m gonna die Or be unfit to rule next 4 years…. No longer I’m infectious(Despite my voice be hoarse)I’m like a lion, damn powerfulAnd not a lame old horse LikeContinue reading ““I Wanna Give you a Big Kiss””

The Data Centre of 2050

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different The data centre of the futureIs run 24/7 by just A man and his dog The man is there to feed the dog The dog is thereTo stop the man touching the computer Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Pirouetting Priscilla (showing off actually)

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’ve just begun my lessons atThe Dancing CatteryPerfect pirouettingI’m demonstrating, see? She fell in a heap after picLotta effort for Prissy….. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Poet Don Gives an Important Warning

FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different Warning Going to sleep on Sundaywill cause Monday Thankyou. Hadn’t thought of that…. You’re welcome…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

The Bees Knees of Fashion

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different The model wore a beekeeping outfitWhy you ask? Why? well becauseFrench fashion designer Kenzo TakadaDesired to give onlookers a buzz The onlookers had to hide in the bushesUnder brollies (keeping virus away)While sipping on champagne an caviarThey all had a buzzing good day French designer FelipeContinue reading “The Bees Knees of Fashion”