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Can I Have That Gun Mummy? Sure Sweetie…
Become an epidemicGuns in USAPick them up at Walmart(Open 7 days) Mummy? Can I have that one?…… Sure sweetie. I’ll put it on my card And some bullets. I’m gonna play cowboys with Billy, bang bang…. Play safe sweetie….. You’re dead Billy bang bang…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Cleans His Mixer
Cementing, when I’ve finishedMy mixer I must cleanEvery little cornerCorner where it’s been…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Old Time Rock and Roll’ (Cover) Herb Kraus and the Movin’ Shoes
Go Herb….. Nice legs…. Yeah…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
A Baffling Water Theft Case
He had 200 charges droppedOn water which he stoleFrom pipe supplying AdelaideIn which he drilled a hole Trevor Meuller successfully argued as no-oneowns water it cannot be stolen.Rather people own rights to use water. The Water Board’s website statesnobody owns water in South Australia It is being examined by the Water Ministerand Director of PublicContinue reading “A Baffling Water Theft Case”
Stan and Perc are Jumpers
Stan and Perc are buddiesLike to have good timesLike jumping offa buildings(Providing me with rhymes)….. Hello?….. You OK Perc?….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Charging the Electric car
I’m always safety consciousWhen car is on the chargeWater/power must never mixIf car be small or large……. Don MatthewsJune 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Cry, Cry, Cry’ Judith Hill
Judith Glory Hill is an American singer-songwriter from Los Angeles, California. She has provided backing vocals for such artists as Michael Jackson and Josh Groban. In 2009, Hill was chosen as Jackson’s duet partner for the song “I Just Can’t Stop Loving You” during his This Is It concerts. After Jackson’s death in 2009, she, along with the rest of the ThisContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Cry, Cry, Cry’ Judith Hill”
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
I like the soundyou make when you shut up
Stan’s Good Idea Co. Inc.
We had to get this aircon upI’ve got idea says StanHe isn’t so dumb after allSmart, clever he is, Stan…. Good onya Stan…… Don MatthewsJune 2021