“Memories warm you up from the inside.But they also tear you apart” Haruki MurakiniJapanese author
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Nearly Had a Heart Attack
Nearly had a heart attackNearly took a rideNearly got out wrong sideGot out other side…. Jeez that was close…… Why did we put the bath here dear?……. Stan said it was the in thing……. Don Matthews September 2021
What a Lovely 1930 Idea
What a lovely ideaLet’s buy packets, threeThe children will be fascinatedOn our Christmas tree…. 5 years hence. Why am I feeling sick dear?……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Bike Rider
I’m riding in the bike laneWhat a lovely dayAway from cars and very safeHappy, feelin’ gay…. Jeez, the could’ve angled it slightly…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox Enjoy Apple Together
Actually promoting Skims underwear (would you believe) It feels so lovely, sexySkimming on my bodBonding here with MeganWho’s similarly shod We both were tanned for photoshoot(Note my bum’s more round)Skim knickers stretch to any shapeMy friends tell me they’ve found How nice…… Megan’s hand upon my thighMy hand upon her waistApple is a JonathonSuch aContinue reading “Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox Enjoy Apple Together”
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Lawdy Miss Clawdy’ Elvis Presley (1972)
Lyrics below Well lawdy, lawdy, lawdy miss clawdyGirl you sure look good to meBut please don’t excite me babyI know it can’t be meWell as a girl you want my moneyYeah but you just won’t treat me rightYou like to ball every morningDon’t come home till late at night Oh gonna tell, tell my mamaLord,Continue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Lawdy Miss Clawdy’ Elvis Presley (1972)”
My Seat Has Got a Problem Dear
My seat has got a problem dearWhen I comfy getIt drops me on my right side(Not on my left side yet)…. I don’t understand why dear?…… They advertised the holiday units ideal for seniors?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
I don’t make mistakes when playing the trumpet.I make spontaneous creative decisions
Stan Builds a Water Slide Like No Other
A kiddies water slide I’ve builtSo safe they won’t get kiltAll enclosed no falling outThis water slide I’ve built…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
We of the Opposition Party are doing our Job
We are the party in powerThe opposition party you beWhy do you oppose all proposalsAll good proposals we see? We just doing our jobcos we the opposition party…… You did it when you were us…… Did we?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 