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Rise Up and Make a Message

I am a woman suffragetteAll of us have titsRise up and make a messageRise up and use your tits…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Let the Good Times Roll’ Koko Taylor

Koko Taylor (born Cora Anna Walton, September 28, 1928 – June 3, 2009) was an American singer whose style encompassed Chicago blues, electric blues, rhythm and blues and soul blues. Sometimes called “The Queen of the Blues”, she was known for her rough, powerful vocals. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Tact is the ability to close your mouthbefore someone else does it for you

It’s a Man’s World

I’m ready for my breakfast dearEggs and bacon (three)Coffee, milk, with sugar (two)It’s a man’s world (me) You like your eggs runny? Sorry dear…… This ad for ties would be banned today Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Living with Maths

Understanding mathematicsIs important, yesGet a decimal wrongly placedYou’ll end up in a mess…. What’s wrong?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Stan and Perc go to Russia

Here we are in Russia PercI do like what I seeGo tell them that you’re lost PercAsk them where’s the sea? I can’t speak Russian?….. Look lost and make waves with your hands……. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Title

Write something incorporating the word ‘title’. Should you accept, go forth. I accept.Going forth ODE TO TITLE In the Middle AgesTitle was spelt tittleLike the buxom wenchesWith their little tittles Don’t believe me?…… DM

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Friar Francis Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Francis found a baby(Francis was a friar)Found poor baby nobodyNestled in a tyre Production Notes Perc did a successful clown act to animate baby. Well done Perc Post Production Notes After its traumatic experience in the tyre (and with the loving help of Francis)it isContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Friar Francis Job”

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Sexy Eyes’ Dr Hook (1980)

Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show (shortened to Dr. Hook in 1975) was an American rock band, formed in Union City, New Jersey. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Waiting Room

Three seats in the waiting roomAll three occupiedSoon it will be my turn(One then unoccupied),…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021