We had a bit of troubleRan into a sharkShark did not move out the wayDecided to attack…. Shark came off worse boss…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
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Priscilla’s Got a Problem (In Deep Shit to be Honest)
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Shit I gotta problemIt happened once beforeThe last time that it happenedI lost a fang. No four….. Stop laughing. It’s not funny…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Conan O’Brien
“Just taught my kids about taxesby eating 38% of their icecream” Conan O’BrienUS TV host
FCS Wishes the Massie Family a Happy New Year. Boom Boom
Mr Massie is an American Republican Politician. Republicans seem to like guns Thomas Massie familyGrinning, gripping gunsBy their lovely Christmas treeHaving such great fun We at FCS wish the Massie family a Happy New Year. We hope Santa brought the ammo you wanted From all us here at FCSSkip. Priscilla, RalphStan also says hello StanContinue reading “FCS Wishes the Massie Family a Happy New Year. Boom Boom”
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Geronimo’ Sheppard
Sheppard are an Australian indie pop band from Brisbane, formed in 2009. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
From the FCS Book of Questions in Need of Answers
If the maximum speed is 110km/hrwhy do they design cars to do speeds of 250km/hr?
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – South Korea Subway Libraries
I Have 25 Million Followers. They All Love Me
I’ve just been into business classTo post my Facebook picReturned now to economyWhere I have paid to sit…. I wish I could afford that Aubriella…… Tough they won’t let you wear your favourite jeans with holes…… And you don’t have to wear a mask?……. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Why You So Wonky Cilla?
Cilla is FCS resident cat I don’t know what’s about herTo make her wonky thusTo me it’s all quite ordinaryShe seems in such a fuss?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
A Challenge For You Architect
A challenge for you architectMy wife and I would likeApartment with wide balconyAnd room to ride our bike…. Rather amazing…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021