Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Cock van der Palm (I said yikes!)Was this Perc, a masturbation code?I’m much too embarrassed to continueThis seems Cock Palm’s sexual relief mode But we’ll happily do his cover and take his money…… Won’t we Perc….? Yes boss…….. Production Notes We thought the wide lapelsContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Cock van der Palm Job”
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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Rotund
Write something incorporating the word ‘rotund’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ROTUND I am a little rabbitRed, round and rotundWhy am I fed so grossly?They want me be fecund I didn’t know there were red rabbits Fan.?…… I don’t see the connection between obesity and fecundityContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Rotund”
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Walkin’ Blues’ Joanna Connor
Joanna Connor (born August 31, 1962) is an American Chicago-based bluessinger, songwriter, and virtuosa guitarist. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Oral Exam
I’m booked in for an oralEx-am on my mouthI think there’s been a mixupUp here belongs my mouth…. Shit, sorry sir. We had you booked in for an anal.Didn’t we Carol?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Elon’s Space Robot Dogs
Patrolling Elon’s rocket placeAre space robotic dogsDo you not believe me?(They’re full of whirring cogs)…. Still don’t believe me?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Flies the Ceremonial Helicopter
They asked me to fly the helicopterFor their special paradeI feel humbled, feel very proudA skill for which I’m made…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Tough Luck Don
I’m drowning in ideasMy neurons party onThe buggers they don’t give a shitSay sorry, tough luck Don I’ve all these drafts on hard drive(A hundred up to date)Neurons just keep laughing at meSorry, tough luck mate One neuron battered poetFebruary 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – Fossil
Fossil 280 million years old, Western Australia
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘If I Die Young’ Band Perry
The Band Perry is a music group composed of siblings Kimberly Perry (lead vocals, guitar), Reid Perry (bass guitar, background vocals), and Neil Perry (mandolin, bouzouki, background vocals). Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Launch
Write something incorporating the word ‘launch’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LUNCH, LAUNCH sorry I’m whipping up my neuronsTake off you lot, (prompt – launch)Launch me words of wisdom(Yep) can hear you craunch Craunch… Press or grind with crackling noise. How about that? DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 