I bought myself a measureA tape to measure thingsIt stuck it’s little thing outSaid come pull out my thing Which I did…. I like it dear…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – (Belize blue hole)
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Swift
Write something incorporating the word ‘swift’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SWIFT I’m Jonafon Swift-SwiffleyI’m in the upper classI think I’m really beautifulOthers, up my arse Why?…… I fink Jonafon’s got a problem Fan…… DM
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Billie Jean’ Ana Victoria
Ana Victoria Boccadoro Miguel (born December 8, 1983) is an American singer, songwriter, dancer and record producer. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Alien to Central
Alien to CentralIt seems we’ve lost our shipWe landed in some desertSuggestion? any tip?….. Idiot……. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
The Local Wildlife Club
We take this very seriousWildlife is our friendWe’ve formed a special club we haveWildlife to defend…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Stan Sorts the Side Mirror
Had a little accidentWith car mirror-wiseSorted out the problem…. Sorted…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – ($=buck)
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Raise
Write something incorporating the word ‘raise’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RAISE As I now get olderIt’s getting hard to raiseMuscles lost their energyleft me in a faze Gym has agreed to lower weights…. They took pity on me…… Isn’t that nice Fan……… What other raiseContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Raise”
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
No matter who you vote foryou get a politician