Write something incorporating the word ‘standard’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SLIPPING STANDARD My standard has been slippingWhy you ask? why for?My brain is getting overloadedDat is why, what for Oh…… DM
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Priscilla Asks
Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food? meow……
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – (bandaid)
Bandaids for different coloured skin tones
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Give Me One Reason’ Tracy Chapman and Eric Clapton (1999)
Tracy Chapman (born March 30, 1964) is an American singer-songwriter. Chapman is best known for her hit singles “Fast Car“, “Talkin’ ’bout a Revolution“, “Baby Can I Hold You“, “Crossroads“, and “Give Me One Reason“. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Every ‘c’ in the words‘Pacific Ocean’is pronounced differently
My Ugly Meter
How am I feelingFeeling today? Hang on I’ll just check…. I feel like No 5…shit Don MatthewsMarch 2022 PS It seems these are actual tattoos. Yuck
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – (atomic robots)
I didn’t know this…Little-known fact brought to you by FCSNow you know
Stan’s Proud Toilet Install
She asked me for a toiletDifferent from the restLooked in all supply shopsBought what I thought best…. I love it Stan…so glitzy-poo…… Another satisfied customer…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
I Got a Little Problem
I got a little problemI don’t know how I gotI’ll slowly get solutionTo get out how I got…. My beer will help me figure it out…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Still Got the Blues’ Gary Moore
Robert William Gary Moore (4 April 1952 – 6 February 2011) was a Northern Irish musician, singer and songwriter. Over the course of his career he played in various groups and performed an eclectic range of music including blues, blues rock, hard rock, heavy metal, and jazz fusion. Influenced by Peter Green and Eric Clapton, and other artists from time to time. Moore died onContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Still Got the Blues’ Gary Moore”