I’ve just been on a holidayWhere I don’t know whereThey locked me in a darkened roomNow have returned from there And happy to be back…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Ralph Goes Jogging
Ralph is FCS resident dog Every day at 10amRalph goes for a runJoined by all the other dogsTo have some jogging fun…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – (Carrot and ring find true happines)
Woman Loses Engagement Ring In Garden Finds It 13 Years Later On A Carrot
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Billie Jean’ (Michael Jackson) J. Fla
Kim Jung Hwa (born June 10, 1987), better known by her stage name J.Fla, is a South Korean singer, music artist, songwriter, and YouTuber. This song is about a girl who claimed Jackson was the father of her child. Jackson based it on a woman who used to stalk him, writing him letters about a son she thought wasContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Billie Jean’ (Michael Jackson) J. Fla”
Balloons. Hair. Luck.
My girlfriend (sitting next to me)Said I would have more luckBy raising hair with seven ballonsWell I’ll be wtf…. Jeez I hit the jackpot Jen……… Told ya…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
You will never hit the right switchon the first attempt in someone else’s bathroom
Ralph Feels the Cold
Ralph is FCS resident dog In winter when it’s coldOutside, my head it feelsA chill which tends to penetrate… Sorted…. Aren’t I cute?…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – (Mt Fuji)
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Tasteful
Write something incorporating the word ‘tasteful’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TASTEFUL I have a tasteful implantIn my upper thirdBrass-tattoo’d titaniumIn my favourite bird Kookaburra…… Betcha can’t better this Fan…… Oh? Nothing wrong with plain toof-like implants…… No offence toof…… DM
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘I’m On Fire’ 5000 Volts (1976)
5000 Volts is the name of a British disco recording act that achieved success throughout Europe during the 1970s. The group consisted of vocalists Tina Charles and Martin Jay, with a changing group of session musicians. Don MatthewsMarch 2022