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FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Stuck in the Middle with You’ Steelers Wheel

Some of the original band line-up Stealers Wheel were a Scottish folk rock/rock band formed in 1972 in Paisley, Scotland, by former school friends Joe Egan and Gerry Rafferty. Their best-known hit is “Stuck in the Middle with You“. The band broke up in 1975 and re-formed briefly in 2008. Don MatthewsApril 2022

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Computers will never equal humansuntil they make mistakes and blame them on other computers

Lawn

We sell all types of instant lawnFrom fescue, couch and ryeJust have a look at sample boardOutside as you pass by…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Give It a Whirl Why Don’t You

We’re gonna start a businessSpread it round the worldNot sure it will take offAt least we’ll have a whirl…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Listening to a record

I want to buy a recordDon’t really know quite whyBut must make sure I like itBefore deciding buy…. Do you remember this?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Mower

I need to mow my lawnBut it’s run out of gasGuess I’ll have to queue upAnd wait my turn… Don MatthewsApril 2022

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Tel Aviv)

In 1909 100 people entered a lotteryto divvy up 12 acre plots in the sand dunes.This was the beginning of Tel Aviv

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Reelin’ in the Years’ Dukes of September

The Dukes of September was an American supergroup, formed in 2010 featuring Donald Fagen, Michael McDonald and Boz Scaggs. The project was a resurrection of the previous New York Rock and Soul Revue which featured the same three musicians and played a combination of hits from the members’ respective careers as well as a wide variety of covers Don MatthewsApril 2022

Thankyou Very Much

Thankyou very much In helping me to crossThere are no lights to help meWithout you I’m at loss…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Anti-Cunt Tablets

Should you need de-cuntingWe’ve made these just for youCuntnomorepaline (trade mark)Choogaloogaloo…. Don’t believe me do ya?…. Manufactured and marketed by alcotab….. Available over the counter at at your local chemist………. Brought to you by FCS’s de-cunting driveApril 2022