Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Kangaroo Boot Camp Orstralia
To keep themselves in top formOur kangas daily trainAttending local boot campsTaking lotsa pain Did that myself as a young thingJust give me an easy life and a beer…… My drinking buddy Skip Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Who Watches the Watchmen?
Who watches the watchmenWhile the watchmen are watching watch? Centuries Ago Juvenal asked his readerIn Satires book he wroteWho does watch the watchmanWhile watchmen watching watch? Adelaide 2022 Investigating watchmenBreached international law$20,000 dollars cost usWatchmen watched no more Juvenal’s question may be centuries old, but given recent events, it’s no less pertinent in Adelaide todayContinue reading “Who Watches the Watchmen?”
Staff Needed
Having some troubleGetting staff for the storeEmployed a new managerTo bring in some more You guessed it….Stan He also just showed up…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (movie popcorn)
There is never a timeto stop learning new things
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (1988 Radio Shack catalogue)
There is never a timeto stop learning new things
“From Where I’m Standing….
…..I can’t even see the box” Self-appointed founder FCS 2020Like-Minders Society 2019New-Age Poets Society 2020 What is the Like Minders Society? What is the New-Age Poets Society? He’s showing off….. (My drinking buddy Skip) Hop on board the FCS fun bus folks. Good times ahead Sheryl said I could use her for our FCS themeContinue reading ““From Where I’m Standing….”
Privacy Invasion
(True story) A man in a marriage relationshipWas having an affair on the sideEmailing the lady on his IphoneTaking his wife for a ride By accident one day he forgot itHis wife accessed phone (made a raid)Her husband was furious, giving reasonHis privacy she dared to invade Don Matthews April 2019
I Love You Daddy
I love you daddy(Mummy too)And you keep meSafe you do Shit son, you OK?…… Forgot to fasten safety lock. Sorry…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Stan. Signwriter
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The bowling club contacted meWanted advert signNo probs I said (done plenty times)I did (they said, Stan fine) Great work Stan. Should bring in lots of new members…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022