Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry

Kenyans Want to Party but no Condoms

Kenya’s got a problemCondom-lack it’s calledKenyans want to partyParty (women balled) Lack of Kenya’s condomsHavocking sex livesKenyans want to partySex to come alive Four-fifty million condomsNeeded annuallyOne-fifty now they only getSo problem Kenya, see? Dispensers they are emptyHospitals run outCondom condom where are you?Kenya’s Kenyans shout Condoms they did used to beImported, sent round freeImportContinue reading “Kenyans Want to Party but no Condoms”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Flounder

Write something incorporating the word ‘flounder’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FLOUNDER I floundering on this one FanWhy? It’s SaturdayAnd Saturday’s my day of restNo time to flounder ‘way Sorry…… DM

Stealthing Now a Crime in South Australia

If you wear a condomYou can have sex with meProtected we will both beConsensual, you and me Just at the crucial momentI didn’t like it’s feelDiscretely pulled it off meDiscretely did a peel Consensual (zap) to non-consensIn one quick simple move(Reader this is stealthing)A crime now in my state Stealthing is a repugnant and disgustingContinue reading “Stealthing Now a Crime in South Australia”

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (extras and actors)

In the UK, the distinction between an actor and an extra is defined by agreements between the actors trade unions and the various commercial production bodies. These state that once a performer says 13 or more words in any scene, they must become a contracted actor in that production. There is never a timeto stopContinue reading “From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (extras and actors)”