“Due to my lack of clean bowlsI have just made a tuna salad in a glass,which either makes me highly innovativeor a step away from completely giving up” Bill DotyUS humorist
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Lay Down Sally’ Vince Gill, Sheryl Crow, Eric Clapton
Lyrics below “Lay Down Sally” There is nothing that is wrong In wanting you to stay here with me I know you’ve got somewhere to go But won’t you make yourself at home and stay with me? And don’t you ever leave Lay down, Sally, and rest here in my arms Don’t you think youContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Lay Down Sally’ Vince Gill, Sheryl Crow, Eric Clapton”
Bali Frolics
Bali says I can’t no moreHave sex with anyoneI’ll get a wed certificateBlack market, sorted, done The cops would have to witness meGoing in and outSimple answer sorted (yep)Certificate whip out You’re OK sir Carry on…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Spouse
Write something incorporating the word ‘spouse’ ‘ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SPOUSE Left in the lurchShe married the churchBecame the top spouse(And given a house) Plus Mustang… What luck Fan…… DM
Hello Dere
Hello dereDis is meHat on headDat is tree Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Oh Shit
Turning left around the cornerSuddenly he’s thereOut of con-trol adds to road tollScroll down for a scare Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The’I’m Going Home ‘ Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc These singers did love flowersAll shades of red and blueAnxious to go home they wereAnd watch to see them grew Production Notes An outside photoshoot Hair by Stans Hairdressing to the Stars Clothes Studio wardrobe. We thought pink becoming Post Production NotesContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The’I’m Going Home ‘ Job”
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Pavement Cracks’ Annie Lennox
Ann Lennox OBE (born 25 December 1954) is a Scottish singer-songwriter, political activist and philanthropist. After achieving moderate success in the late 1970s as part of the new wave band the Tourists, she and fellow musician Dave Stewart went on to achieve international success in the 1980s as Eurythmics. Lyrics below “Pavement Cracks” The city streets are wet again with rainBut I’m walkin’Continue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Pavement Cracks’ Annie Lennox”
Fishnet Dicking Screen
I got a clever dick I haveWatch me through the screen(Giving it a fishnet look)Fishnet dicking screen Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Priscilla Practices for the Circus
Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’m slowly adding one a dayTo improve my skillFor the local circus (yep)Journey’s been uphill Need 50 to get in the door…….. Don MatthewsDecember 2022