I’m in a bit of troubleHey you there hear my pleaWe hear nothing, we see nothingNothing do we see Do we bruvver?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Bizarre
VictoriansWere quite bizarreWhen beforePhotogrophar Why? Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Priscilla Goes For a Walk
Priscilla is FCS resident cat How nice to go for walkiesSun is shining brightHello? What is that I see?Gosh, it’s just the light Don MatthewsDecember 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
How many roads must a man travel down before he admitshe is lost?
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Timmy Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Timmy was fantasticOn his violinPlaying it for JesusJesus please come in Production Notes An interior photoshoot Timmy smiled nicelySuch a glowing face Suit and tie Studio wardrobe. Post Production Notes Amen Timmy Don MatthewsDecember 2022
My Giant LP and Me
I have a giant LPAnd like to nude-play itIt lasts for ever everIn heels I listen, sit The LP’s rather racyOrganisms lotsListen with my heels I do Listen on my bots Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Congratulations Donald
Congratulations Donald(WordPress said to me)800 followers you now haveCongratulations Donald Thankyou…… Your follower (800th)(Gravitar attached)Will now receive by emailEvery post you hatch How nice…… You also win certificate(Signed by WordPress boss)Congratulations DonaldWon it just becos Why?…… Cos you are top blogger(800 under belt)Keep on climbing up to topTell us how you felt? I felt allContinue reading “Congratulations Donald”
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (statue of liberty)
The Statue of Liberty in its original copper form before it was transported to New York City The Statue of Liberty has long inspired awe in the eyes of Americans as she stands over New York, inviting the tired and poor onto the shores. But this intensely American statue was constructed in France by GustaveContinue reading “From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (statue of liberty)”
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (toaster)
Keep your buns warm with this early toaster There are some culinary inventions that are just hard to top, and toast is one of them. For as long people have had bread enterprising chefs have been figuring out simple ways to heat it up and make it all the more delicious – by 1893 electricContinue reading “From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (toaster)”
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (sinkhole)
There is never a timeto stop learning new things