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Aquarium

The idea was novelElevator in coreExploded (lots water)Flowed out through the door DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 7, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:aquarium, berlin, explosion, poetry, rhyme, waterLeave a comment on Aquarium

Shit Jack

Shit Jack look at what I’ve seenThis huge and massive ratAre we supposed to catch it?I don’t think so, not that

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 7, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rat, rhyme1 Comment on Shit Jack

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Rendition

Write something incorporating the word ‘rendition’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RENDITION At last I have awokenMy brain has come aliveI gotta use renditionMy brain’s a buzzing hive DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 7, 2023Posted inFandango's One Word ChallengeTags:humour, nonsense, ode, poetry, rendition, rhymeLeave a comment on Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Rendition

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (dog’s tooth purse)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things Remains of a disintegrated purse. 4,500 years old. Likely part of outer flap

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 7, 2023Posted inLittle-known factsTags:dog, purse, toothLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (dog’s tooth purse)

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (chewing gum)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things Chewing gum 5,000 years old. Birch bark. Likely used to heal mouth infections or use as a glue.

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 7, 2023Posted inLittle-known factsTags:chewing gumLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (chewing gum)

FCS Daily Music Video ‘Every Breath You Take’ (The Police cover) Music Travel Love

Bob and Clint Moffatt form a duo called Music Travel Love. … They record and perform cover songs at scenic locations around the world.

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 7, 2023Posted inDaily music videoTags:every breath you take, music travel loveLeave a comment on FCS Daily Music Video ‘Every Breath You Take’ (The Police cover) Music Travel Love

Boxer

I am a little boxerBoxer with a bWatch me as I do my thingBoxer with a b I have these big red boxing glovesWith which to do my thingWatch me as I do it nowRing-a-ding-a-ding DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 6, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:boxer, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Boxer

Car

Safety is importantWhen servicing my carAccidents can happen whenServicing one’s car

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 6, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Car

Bianca

Bianca, Kayne West’s partnerParading on a dateDressed up like a mummyBianca, Kayne West’s mate DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 6, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, kayne west, poetry, restaurant, rhymeLeave a comment on Bianca

Biscuit

I like biscuitsThey like meScroll down nowHave looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 6, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:baby, biscuit, cracker, humour, poetry, rhyme3 Comments on Biscuit

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