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T and T

Some of my verse is quite flippant Some of it’s flippantly not Others are quite deadly serious Much of it’s twiddle and twat Agreed… What? Go home… Don Matthews May 2020

My Neurons are Waking Up from Lockdown

My neurons are waking up from lockdown Jeez, how will I cope with the rush? My bod has been locked down a whole month Now looking for new pastures, lush Imagine my problem dear bloggers When neurons start spying this lush They’re gonna rev up into overdrive I hope I survive in the rush They’veContinue reading “My Neurons are Waking Up from Lockdown”

It Made a Huge Clunk Noise!

What was that bump we drove over dear? Let’s pick the bags, take them home Good golly there darl it’s a million In cash!…. They handed it in to the authorities https://www.wtvr.com/news/local-news/caroline-county-family-finds-nearly-1m-in-cash-in-middle-of-road Don Matthews May 2020

Manic Rooster

I am bipolar manic My highs are 10X you Like writing humour/laughter Cock a doodle doo…. My work is a mixture of fantasy, imagination, offbeat poetry and humour. Don MatthewsMay 2020

Thalia and I are Settling in Nicely

My Muse of Mirth Thalia and myself are settling into Bloggers Vale nicely. Nice upmarket suburb. Affordable rent. Nice landlord WP. Could’ve spent a bit more but this has all the necessary mod cons for our humble needs. Thale says if there’s a plug missing we just ask WP. He’s got plugins a’plenty. Haven’t yetContinue reading “Thalia and I are Settling in Nicely”

My Internet Lamp Purchase

I just bought this lamp on the internet Firm sounded good. Great website Good reviews. Plenty of them So thought I gotta have one Gave them my bank details Hundred bucks. Bit rich But the site got good writeups. Seemed reputable So I thought looks OK. No hitch What was the lamp? A covid-curing lamp.Continue reading “My Internet Lamp Purchase”

Hey Don…

I specialize in rhyme A great waste of my time Hey Don? could make you famous And earn you lots of dosh…. Oh? I specialize in rhyme A great use of my time I’m gonna earn me lots of dosh And become a Poet Laureate…. Poet Laureates don’t make any money Don… Oh? I specializeContinue reading “Hey Don…”

So What?

OK, I push boundaries Take risks Sometimes fall flat on my face So what? If you never try you’ll never know Don Matthews May 2020

US, Lust and Insanity

Two diseases are raging in US The first is this Covid-19 The second goes by the name of ‘insanity’ By insanity I mean The lust for dollar profit Profit over regard for human life “Make America great again” he says They haven’t got a clue… Insane. Don Matthews May 2020 (photo credit Gettyimages)

Footpaths

Footpaths are for people Or so I have been told But recently I’ve found not true This thinking doesn’t hold Advertising signs appeared ‘Come and shop in here’ One more obstacle on path To go around, steer clear Cyclists began to then appear On paths their wheels they put Despite our walking ways be calledContinue reading “Footpaths”