Peter, I’m having to ban your
Sketch about one-legged Dud
In this day and age it’s just not on
Making fun, dragging amputees through mud
But Mr Television Producer
To me it’s bizarre, strange
Here from my grave I just shake my head, sigh
It’s 2020 now, things have changed
Today, Peter, we must be careful
Not upset those with only one leg
The One-legged Union will have us
We can’t make jokes now ’bout one-legs
Sorry Peter….
Don Matthews
June 2020
