December 2022 – Page 13 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Santa and the Lassie

I’m Santa (from the north pole)Been having lotsa beerThe lassie she does like meWe dancing with the deer Yep Gave lassie a horse for Christmas. We get on well……giddyup Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Camouflage

CamouflageWell doneWatch out Here come Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Bikie

I am a hoonie bikerKickstart with a KWatch me do a hoonie kickScroll down hey hey hey Don Matthews December 2022

Lot/Rot

Electric cars stood on the lotAll left there to rotWhat a waste, yes what a wasteBankruptcy caused the rot Don MatthewsDecember 2022

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

A good neighbour is one who lets their grass grow as high as yours

Shark

Suddenly it touched meTouched me did this sharkSilently I said to meShit and holy fark Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Heino Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Heino wanted rosesGlasses on, to goAlso wanted words put onWords we didn’t know Production Notes Glasses Studio wardrobe. Roses Studio garden Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars (blonding treatment) Post Production Notes What do words mean Stan? Don’t know. Heino seemedContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Heino Job”

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (traffic control centre)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Moscow McDonalds)

The line of customers at the Grand Opening of the first McDonalds in Moscow, 1990. McDonalds has been a staple of the American way of life since the first restaurant was opened in 1948. By the ‘70s the fast food restaurant was more than an inexpensive place to eat, it was a way of life.Continue reading “From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Moscow McDonalds)”

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (battle armour)

A breastplate that belonged to 19 year-old Antoine Fraveau – he didn’t survive the Battle of Waterloo in 1815. Ouch. That’s the first thing that comes to mind when looking at this amazing piece of body armor. Not only did the cannonball that hit the young Antoine Fraveau pierce the body armor, but it wentContinue reading “From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (battle armour)”