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Monthly Archives: June 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (drive-in restaurant)
Recycling
We’d finished with our bathtub(Recycling into too)Nice for having beers with friendsChoogaloogaloo…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
Phone
I don’t possess a mobileSo have to just leave homeAnd walk down to the nearestTo the nearest phone…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
I Need My Fix Of Valium
Dogs are into woofing downAnti-anxiety dopeOwners now gone back to workAlone now, just can’t cope Animal behaviorist Dr Kate Mornement“I’ve noticed a huge increase in dogs thatare experiencing separation anxiety due to CovidThere is a big increase in scripts for Prozak and Valium” I’m hooked on valium…… I’m into prozak…. woof…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Urgent’ Foreigner
Foreigner is a British-American rock band, originally formed in New York City in 1976 by veteran British guitarist and songwriter Mick Jones and fellow Briton and ex-King Crimson member Ian McDonald, along with American vocalist Lou Gramm. Jones came up with the band’s name as he, McDonald and Dennis Elliott were British, whereas Gramm, Al Greenwood and Ed Gagliardi were American Don MatthewsMay 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie a shoelaceand wonder what else you can dowhile you’re down there
Welcome to our Kindy
Our kindy (now constructed)Needs a welcome signWe’re not yet getting influxWhich we can’t work out why?…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
Donald Duck Day . Jan 9
Today all people round the worldWorship Donald DuckSome even play with him in bath(Sorry, this rhyme sucks) Note I have kept this a family-friendly rhyme Don MatthewsJune 2022