March 2022 – Page 14 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Ralph Helps in the Kitchen

Ralph is FCS resident dog Show the reader what RalphWe do when finished dinWhere the dirty dishes goWhere we put them in…. Good dog…… Woof…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

FCS Daily Music Video – Beverly “Guitar” Watkins

Beverly “Guitar” Watkins (April 6, 1939 – October 1, 2019) was an American blues guitarist. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Praise to my Friend Vladamir

All praise to my friend VladamirHe knows just what to doA genius politicianGenius through and through Trump for president…… Yay!…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Warming Up My Genitals

In winter when they hang downThey sort’ve get bit chillyI’ve found this way for me works wellBut some say it’s bit silly…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Nooky

Exotic dancer yes I amBut judge just have a lookyMy underwear is just too bigTo show my little nooky…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Audi

Just nicked this real nice AudiWill paint a good disguiseThere that should the trick nowNo-one will ever know…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – whale skeleton

Whale skeleton in hot dunes, Egypt

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Quip

Write something incorporating the word ‘quip’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LITTLE QUIP I am a little quipI start with q end pWhat a useless writerWhat a useless me quip quip …… Little quip says hello to you Fan. How thoughtful…… DM

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Shotgun Blues’ Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band

Kenny Wayne Shepherd (born Kenny Wayne Brobst; June 12, 1977) is an American guitarist, singer, and songwriter. He has released several studio albums and experienced significant commercial success as a blues artist Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Lame

Write something incorporating the word ‘lame’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LAME His mind it got bruised, it got batteredNeurons completely buggered his brain|Left the poor poet rightly shatteredHis brain was left permanently lame Tragic Fan…….. That’s what you get working too hard. Neurons rebelBit likeContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Lame”