I voted for a personA person full of promisesAnd to my cost what did I get?A person full of promises It seems the solution has come to making it an offence for politicians to either mislead or make unfulfilled claims, each solely designed to benefit them by getting themselves elected? Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Monthly Archives: September 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Harder Better Faster Stronger’ (Daft Punk) Rundfunk-Tanzorchester Ehrenfeld
This eclectic orchestra from Cologne, Germany have covered multiple Daft Punk songs in the past, but this take on one of the duo’s most iconic tracks has to be their best. Lyrics below Work it, make it, do it, makes usHarder, better, faster, strongerMore than, hour, hour, neverEver, after, work is over Work it, makeContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Harder Better Faster Stronger’ (Daft Punk) Rundfunk-Tanzorchester Ehrenfeld”
Gummi Lights
Mummy can you buy mePlease, some Gummi LightsThey’re all nice different coloursBut none of them is white? Why mummy? Lighthouses are white….. And they’re all shaped like pretty lighthouses sweetie…….. Yes mummy……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Chateau de Floret Library
Who mansion belongs toNo-one can decideSo library stays abandonedAbandoned, rotting, died…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Ralph’s Got a Problem
Ralph is FCS’s resident dog Ralph has got a problemHe’s practical (plenty, lots)But just can’t seem to make itJust can’t connect the dots…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Where Did All the Playboy Bunnies Go?
When Hefner died where did allThe Playboy bunnies go?Scroll down to find the answer Then all of you will know Back to their burrows…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
From the FCS Book of Questions in Need of Answers
Why is there an expiry date on sour cream?
It’s Coming Through the Window Jimmy. Stand Back
I got my trusty bowAnd trusty arrow tooI tied the drugs to arrowAnd into prison flew Jimmy waiting at window to collect – as prearranged…… He sent text saying shoot stuff through window far left …… Which I did…… Three people were arrested after allegedly attempting to shoot drugs into the prison with bow andContinue reading “It’s Coming Through the Window Jimmy. Stand Back”
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘See You Later Alligator’ Herb Kraus and the Movin’ Shoes
You got a thing about Herb?….. Nah, just the legs…. Yeah…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Some people do odd thingsto get even
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 