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Monthly Archives: April 2021
Why Is My Car Sounding Different Mechanic?
My car sounds little differentTo what it did last nightMechanic why would that beWhy doesn’t it sound right?…. Looks like someone’s stolen your muffler ma’am…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Funeral Bungle
True story Two men died the same dayIn coffins (same) were laidPlaques with names were then attachedAt services they all prayed A Sydney funeral director has apologised after a shocking burial mixup.Plaques were placed on the wrong coffin. When the funeral service finished the lid was lifted for viewing….. Don MatthewsApril 2021
FCS Daily Music Video -‘You Get What You Give’ (New Radicals) Pomplamoose
Pomplamoose is an American musical duo composed of husband-and-wife multi-instrumentalist Jack Conte and singer-songwriter Nataly Dawn. The duo formed in 2008 and sold approximately 100,000 songs online in 2009. They are known for their viral YouTube videos and covers of popular songs Don MatthewsApril 2021
Our Little Saul
We had a family photoTaken with us allMummy, daddy, daughter (me)And our little Saul…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
130 mph
I think there’s something wrong mechanicOne-thirty miles per hourIt seems to shake, vibrate a lotAt such great speed and power…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Warning To All Cappuccino Drinkers
Coffee please give me inspiration“Gaze in me, don’t blink” it did quothI did as directed, got hypnotizedFell forward, ended up in the froth Shit!…. Don’t listen when your coffee talks to you like thisCan only lead to trouble……. Don MatthewsApril 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘I Wish’ Stevie Wonder
Stevland Hardaway Morris (born Judkins; born May 13, 1950), known professionally as Stevie Wonder, is an American singer, songwriter, musician and record producer. A prominent figure in popular music during the second half of the 20th century, Wonder is one of the most successful songwriters and musicians. A virtual one-man band, his use of synthesizers and further electronic musical instruments during the 1970s reshaped the conventionsContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘I Wish’ Stevie Wonder”
Stan Does a Quick Fix
The column started crackingWhatever can I do?(Temporary quick fix)Till I can get some glue…. Well done Stan…… Don MatthewsApril 2021
Checked in Red
We chose the colour redAnd checked it in our clothesHappy checky ChristmasHappy there ya go’s…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 