I told Cilla don’t you drink too muchI know it might be Christmas dayShe meowed I will do what I want toAnd here is result she did pay…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Monthly Archives: December 2020
Is This a Problem Mummy?
Mummy my pants fallenHalfway down my bumDoes this cause a problem?No dear, in you come Don MatthewsDecember 2020
The Show Must Go On
You are spending thousands of dollarsOn fireworks for the wealthy and lucky How about cancelling them? Spend the thousands of dollarsOn health carers who have givenSo much this year? Oh I forgot – the show must go on…. Don Matthews31 December 2020
Remembering Arethra Franklin
Arethra Franklin was an American singer/songwriter/actor/pianist. She died of pancreatic neuroendocrine tumour on 16 August 2018, age 76 The first video is a dynamite performance of ‘Think’ from 1989 The second is from 1968 of ‘A Natural Woman, co-written by Carole King and Gerry Goffin The third is from 2015, three years before her death,Continue reading “Remembering Arethra Franklin”
Flashback – ‘Mama Told Me Not To Come’ Three Dog Night (1970)
Three Dog Night is an American rock band formed in 1967 The name? Vocalist Danny Hutton’s girlfriend suggested the name after reading a magazine article about Aboriginal Australians, in which it was explained that on cold nights they would customarily sleep in a hole in the ground while embracing a dingo, a native species of wild dog.Continue reading “Flashback – ‘Mama Told Me Not To Come’ Three Dog Night (1970)”
Yellow Can Company CEO
We made our cans all yellowEasier to seeOn the supermarket shelfMakes great sense to me I can’t remember what I sprayed the frypan with dear?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Lizzy and Cilla on Guard
Lizzy’s a friend of our CillaThey’re guarding against snooping eyesWhen all of a sudden sleep overcomes LizAnd disappears to Cilla’s surprise…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Sing a Song of Silly
Sing a song of sillyI’m singing while I sitSing better while I’m sittingI wonder why is it? Dunno?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
‘Twas the Day Before Christmas
True story ‘Twas the day before ChristmasIn supermarket parkFull-up and chaoticI muttered ‘shit fark’ Then spied one space beggingAnd raced to get onThen read it’s for pickupsAnd muttered ‘shit Don’ I said bugger thisI’ll park in the streetLine yellow line yellow(Won’t let this me beat) I’ll go to another supermarket…… Full-up….. Shit…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Urgent Recall
2020 is recalled due to multiple defects.Please return this year for full refundApologies
The Flippant, Comic, and Serious 