Monthly Archives: November 2020

The Man with the Double DNA Profile

The leukemia patientTurns serial killer His blood is leftAt the scene of the crime But he gets off scot-freeWhy you ask? The culprit is someoneWho gave the stem cellsTo bring him into remission On the other hand…. If he sheds his own DNA salivaHe would be behind bars He has a double DNA profileHis ownAndContinue reading “The Man with the Double DNA Profile”

I Wanna Buy a Gun at Walmart Mummy

I can’t believe my eyesWalmart is selling gunsOn display for all to seeOh what shopping fun Mummy takes me down the aisleRifles, guns galoreRound the corner, round we goGosh, there’s rifles more Mummy I’d like that oneStanding straight and tallWanna be a Rambo girlWanna have a ball bang…bang… You’ll need some ammunition Without it there’sContinue reading “I Wanna Buy a Gun at Walmart Mummy”

Back in the Day, Do You Remember?

We used to get our breadDelivered to the doorNeddy/van came up the streetNeddy/van no more We had this thing they called a crockIn which the bread to storeNeddy/van and crock all haveDisappeared, no more The same Neddy/van which came up my street in Adelaide when I was a boy. No, it’s not my house….. DonContinue reading “Back in the Day, Do You Remember?”