Monthly Archives: August 2020

Poet Don Teaches the Class Division

Listen in my flock…. Yes Poet Don…. A real estate agent’s a person Whose children at school learn division Then return home at night to their real estate dad And learn all about subdivision I wanna learn subdivision Poet Don…. Lot’s of quick money in it Johnny… ?? Poet Don is a valuable asset toContinue reading “Poet Don Teaches the Class Division”

Poet Don Teaches the Class Caterpillar Locomotion

Hands up all those who like caterpillars? (Excited sea of hands…) We all know caterpillars Need muscles when they crawl Through the juicy lettuce leaves How many help them haul? (mumble…mumble…) 5?…. Good try Amelia…. Anyone else?…. Yes Johnny?…. 40,000…. Excellent….(smart boy is our Johnny)

Mr Coon. Your Cheese is Politically Incorrect

You say I can’t call it coon cheese anymore? I’m sorry, not politically correct I know Mr Coon did invent it But it’s yellow and that’s it’s defect Perhaps he shoulda invented brown…. Our friends of the dark colour would take offence…. Oh…. Don MatthewsAugust 2020

I’m Gonna Build a Revolving Restaurant in the Basement (sorry, no photo yet, plans being drawn up)

I have this idea (light bulb) Revolving restaurant I’m gonna build it in the basement Patrons I know want Going round in circles Admiring concrete views Concrete in its different shades In its varied hues It’s gonna be a winner No competition, so I’m sure the patrons will flock in As concrete round they goContinue reading “I’m Gonna Build a Revolving Restaurant in the Basement (sorry, no photo yet, plans being drawn up)”