The difference between a man and monkey Is when a monkey looks in the mirror He sees a monkey Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Monthly Archives: August 2020
Unskew
I drink my cappuccino Write poems in a caff And as Americans might say My lines can give a laugh Now thankfully America Has come to my rescue Without their helpful accent My lines would sound unskew Don Matthews May 2018
Priscilla Thought She’d be Smart and Show Off….
Our lovely cat Priscilla Surefooted, quick, and able Was being clever, showing off And just fell off the table (Serves her right…..) Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Some People
Some people Are wise And some Are otherwise Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Priscilla’s Milk Bowl
We bought Priscilla a new milk bowl The old one was getting a bit tatty Seems she was sill attached to the old one Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Death of a Candle (2)
This is part 2 of Death of a Candle. The link to part 1 is below Murdered Killed in it’s prime Strangled between fingers Around it’s blackened throat A serial killer He’s done this many times before Feels nothing in the fingers (tools of trade) Doesn’t care – on automatic Candle’s life ebbs away It’sContinue reading “Death of a Candle (2)”
America Realises Problem Can’t be Solved by Normal Means
America has finally woken up to A problem, a problem it’s got Their virus corona just can’t be Got rid of by just being shot Don MatthewsAugust 2020
New Listerine for Difficult Throats
If your throat is clogged up With junk that’s hard to clean You need the latest product Chunky Listerine Don MatthewsJuly 2020
We Are a Happy Family
I write about Priscilla Poet Don, you too We are a happy family Cock a doodle doo I write about our rooster A manic one at that We are a happy family And dat my friend is dat You may think I am silly I might have lost the plot We are a happy familyContinue reading “We Are a Happy Family”
Poet Don Teaches the Class Alphabet Soup
Eat some yummy alphabet soup In your favourite bowl A’wait a symphony to start A’wait the ‘Movement Vowel’ (blank looks all round…..) (I should have picked something less subtle…..)
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 