We’ve just been happily wedded(The priest he was so nice)Our climaxing at nuptualWill just add on some spice I’m looking very forwardTo climaxing tonightThe moves revised inside my headI think I’ve got them right Mastered the alter position………. Thought through in front of just then………. Gonna try the big candle one to…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Tag Archives: wedding
Post Pandemic Wedding
It’s easy/cheap my darlingLet’s wed here in our roomWe’ll use online technologyCome join with us on zoom It’s all too complicatedWedding as pre-pan daysWe are now just too lazyAnd it’s the easy way Don MatthewsApril 2022
Best Man
Had a spot of trouble(Wedding, I’m best man)Grabbed the wedding presentCame just as I am…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Wedding Wine
It’s lovely getting marriedSharing sips of wineFollowed by receptionWhere we all will dine…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Excluded She Waits
The bride in the cornerExcluded, she waitsWhile groom in the meantimeJoins in with his mates…. Don Matthews October 2021
My Partner Couldn’t Make It
My partner couldn’t make itHe had to work todayBut did manage to Zoom inWhat more can I say?…. I thought of you dear….on our special day Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Wedding Day
We wanted something differentFor our wedding dayNot the usual church-like thingSomething bright and gay…. We asked for an aisle 3 weddingWedding gifts were selected from the shelves . How practical…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Best Man
Had a spot of troubleWedding. I’m best manGrabbed the wedding presentCame just as I am…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
My Partner Couldn’t Make It
My partner couldn’t make itHe had to work todayHe did however Zoom inWhat more can I say?…. Thankyou for thinking of us on our special day dear…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
What Thought Process?
Reader can you tell meWhatever’s this aboutWhat thought process produced thisWhat was their thinking route?…. The guy behind says it all…. Slight fashion fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
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