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Tag Archives: water

Happy Birds

We are happy birdsPerforming useful roleSucking water upTipping back in hole DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 19, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:birds, humour, poetry, pond, rhyme, water3 Comments on Happy Birds

Sitting in the Lake

Sitting in the lakeWatching boats go byWhat a lovely day this isLapping water (sigh) DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 6, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:boats, humour, lake, poetry, rhyme, statue, water1 Comment on Sitting in the Lake

Sprayer

I bought this fancy sprayerMarket (new) it wasYou ask me why I bought itNo reason, just becos Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 24, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, rhyme, sprayer, water2 Comments on Sprayer

Floating in the Sunshine

Floating in the sunshineHave no need to steerFloating in the sunshineFloating with my beer Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 22, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:baby, beer, floating, humour, poetry, rhyme, sunshine, water2 Comments on Floating in the Sunshine

He Tried To Fast Like Jesus

He tried to fast like JesusWithout water/foodLasted only two five daysFasting did no good African pastor Francisco Barajah has died in an attempt to beat Jesus 40 day fast. The attempt is not new. In 2006 a woman died at 23 days in London. Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 22, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:death, fasting, food, poetry, rhyme, water3 Comments on He Tried To Fast Like Jesus

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (submerged mine)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 18, 2023Posted inLittle-known factsTags:mine, railway, submerged, water1 Comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (submerged mine)

However Did This Happen?

However did this happen?I haven’t got a clueBut that is my car down thereNeighbour’s down there too Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 5, 2023February 5, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, car, flood, humour, poetry, rhyme, water3 Comments on However Did This Happen?

Potato

This is my latest trickTo show how good I beLotsa focus needed (yep)In GIF below you’ll see Shit…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 5, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, humour, poetry, potato, rhyme, swimming pool, sword, water2 Comments on Potato

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (cleaning streets)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 29, 2022Posted inLittle-known factsTags:stormwater, street cleaning, streets, water1 Comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (cleaning streets)

Lazy Sod

Plenty workHe’s bloody slackTime to wakeHim up and back Jeez dad…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 6, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:farm macinery, humour, lazy, poetry, rhyme, water3 Comments on Lazy Sod

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