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TV

I’m covering the sports newsFor tonight’s TVGetting all the best shotsShots for you to see Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 10, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:gymnastics, humour, poetry, rhyme, TVLeave a comment on TV

TV

When you’re in bedSwitch on the TVUse it wheneverScroll down looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 17, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bed, humour, poetry, rhyme, TVLeave a comment on TV

Do You Remember?

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 7, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:TV2 Comments on Do You Remember?

Sourdough

Got myself some sourdoughSourdough, useful thingSaw it on the TVUseful ring-a-ding DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, sourdough, TV6 Comments on Sourdough

Stan. TV Linesman

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They said their TV’s gone all blankWire has come adriftI said no problem I can fixThen up the pole did lift It’s the black one Stan…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 4, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, repairman, rhyme, stan, TV1 Comment on Stan. TV Linesman

Eagle

The eagle isA powerful birdFlapping wingsFrom miles are heard It’s the eagle. Shit…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 9, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, eagle, humour, poetry, rhyme, TV4 Comments on Eagle

House for Sale

As agent we were asked to sellThis house (which must be seen)Featuring the latestTV plasma screen Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 27, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:agent, house, humour, poetry, rhyme, sale, TVLeave a comment on House for Sale

Stan. Fireplace Builder

Keep up to date on GoogleWhere to put the fireThings much improved from old daysNo more ash from fire Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 1, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:ash, fire, google, humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, TV4 Comments on Stan. Fireplace Builder

Reality Show

I did it, I won itLet’s all have a beerThe other contestant She ended in tears TV producer Jack Someone must winWin at all costLoser must endWith tears at all cost Ratings are soaring Jack…… Shit hot Pete…… What message are we sending to our young folks?…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 30, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:losing, poetry, reality show, TV, winning2 Comments on Reality Show

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (cable chaos)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 29, 2022Posted inHistorical photos, Little-known factsTags:cables, electricity, internet, phone, TV2 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (cable chaos)

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