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Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talents.We at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Space was at a minimumCustomer was poorPlumbed it (yep) accordinglyInstalled it in the doorScroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 24, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Stan. Toilet Installer

Dress

Took our nicest mannequinPlaced her in a dressOf the latest fashionIntended to impress Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 22, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, mannequin, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Dress

Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talents.We at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They said they did like flowersCan I do a looWith a flowering theme in mindYes I said can do Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 20, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They wanted something different(With added colour too)I shopped around indefinitelyAnd found the right-type loo Scroll down… We love it Stan…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 11, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Stan. Toilet Installer

Potty

I am a little pottyMoving ‘cross the floorHeaded for the toiletThrough the toilet door Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 7, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Potty

Thomas

Hello? my name’s ThomasHow are you today?I am having lovely time Doh-si-doh-si-dayScroll down for Thomas… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Thomas

Victorians Bizarre

Victorians Were bizarreWhen beforePhotogrophar Why?…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 7, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:pig, poetry, rhyme, toilet, victorianaLeave a comment on Victorians Bizarre

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (toilets)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things Ancient toilets. Running water below seats flushed waste to nearby river. Ephesus, Turkey

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 6, 2023Posted inLittle-known factsTags:river, toilet, waterLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (toilets)

Stan Experiments with New-Type Toilet

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him A toilet (new) was shown me(Cos specialist I be)My client said yep go for itScroll down result to see Yet untested -use with caution I told client…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 16, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, toilet2 Comments on Stan Experiments with New-Type Toilet

Stan Installs Foreign Toilet

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The clients being ChineseWanted Chinese looShopped at Sim Choon Chinese StoreFound what I wanted to We love it Stan…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:chinese, humour, poetry, rhyme, stan, toilet2 Comments on Stan Installs Foreign Toilet

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