My telephone’s not workingAsked for a quick repairSaid no problem, can fixWe see your wire in air Scroll down… We fix quick ma’am…… DM
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Telephone
They said their phone’s not workingThey said their wire was blackThey asked if we could fix itIt’s that one at the back Scroll down… We gotta bit of problemWe said you’re out of luckWe couldn’t find the back oneSaid shit and wtf? DM
Stan. Telephone Linesman
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Stan we gotta problemOur phone is dead, cut offThe wire you’re looking at is itThe one that is cut off Scroll down… No problems…… DM
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (telephone switches)
There is never a timeto stop learning new things
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (telephone of the wind)
There is never a timeto stop learning new things
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (telephone tower)
There is never a timeto stop learning new things Telephone tower 1890. 5000 lines
Phone
I don’t possess a mobileSo have to just leave homeAnd walk down to the nearestTo the nearest phone…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts
In 1921 there were 14 million telephones in the US & Canada. On August 4th all of them were simultaneously silenced by the telephone companies for one minute. This was done as a mark of respect for the telephone inventor Alexander Graham-Bell on the day of his funeral.
Stan the Phone Installer
I went to universityPhone-install degree’dMy latest installation shownCoins in it you must feed…. Meant to be inside boss?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Ring Ring, Hello My Darlings
Liberace, pianistWhen away from homeMissed his dogs so dearlyRang them up on phone Hello my darlings…missing me?… Woof woof…. Is the butler giving you lots of cuddles?… Woof woof… I’ll be home soon… Woof… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 