I am a lovely rocking chairComplete with place to sitWhenever people sit in meWhy do they all say shit?…. Stan?……. Yes boss?……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
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Stan Designs a Lecture Room
They asked me to designA lecture room to teachA subject which was new to themAnd bit beyond their reach I did it…. And the subject was…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan Finds Space for the Toilet
We were bit squashed for spaceSo had to put it thereThe Board of Health OK’d itDon’t think they really care…. We like it Stan. Quick pop-up in-between cooking the peas…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc We tried to do the photoshootIn the studioBut found it got bit messySo outside had to go Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Hey Ethel Come Help Me
Hey Ethel come help me I’ve finishedJust three sheets should do me OKWe should call the builder to fix itHow come it was done first this way?…. We were recommended him by our neighbours. Dan (or someone) can be relied on they said……… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Designs a New Soap Dispenser
I’ve just designed a new idea(Passe is soap-on-rope)Mine’s a new dispenserDispenser for your soap…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Practices Concreting Skills
Now where did I leave that there bucketThe one I was using just nowI’m careful what I do with my bucketIt’s disappeared and I don’t quite know how?…. Oh there you are?…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his able assistant Perc Perc went weak at knees withVickie (Upper Room)Too much to gain to lose she sangHair/glasses, boom boom boom Production Notes Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Post Production Comment Perc and Vickie have started dating Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his able assistant Perc Whitney (quite religious)Shiny (yep) tromboneAdded voice for JesusTrombone was on loan He said….. Production Notes Extra trombone shining by Perc Coat and tie Studio Wardrobe Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his able assistant Perc Perc and I love familiesWho stand up, don’t give inThe Trippers did endear our heartsTheir fight, we hope they win….. Stan/Perc Comments (post production) What’s the book?….. Bible. With the Lord (and dagger) we will fight the good fight…… Fair enough….. Production Notes StanContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”
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