I take a ladder onMany jobs I doCareful ’cause they are quite longCan be dangerous too…. I’m always careful with my ladda…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
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Stan Does Some Painting
No need for safety harness dearIt’s all here in my headApply some basic physicsIs why I’m here not dead…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan Leads the Peloton
I am a ‘lympic cyclistI know just where to goI’m leading now the pelotonJust follow follow follow…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Gardens for Dentist Curtis
Curtis asked me could IPlan the shruberyResult he’s very pleased withScroll down, my work to see…. They employ Stan. As yet he hasn’t needed to do an extracton…… He says clients are flocking to see his molars and be comfort dental’d……. We wish him well…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Sorts a Problem
I bought this load of timberFrom the timber storeProblem with the packing butProblem now no more…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Applies to be a Snowplough Driver
They advertised for driverOf plough to clear the roadsApplied, they jumped, said great Stan(It seemed a heavy load….) Thought it was a heavy lump of snow…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan’s New PC Cleanup Service
Opened up new businessCleaning crap PC’sOpening special now on|Clean-ups offered free…. Thankyou Stan. It works much better now…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Contracted to Refresh Road Signs
Knowing of my expertiseIn painting signs on roadsThey asked me to refresh this one I said sure…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Apprentice Perc Reprimands Stan for Drinking. Again
When someone wants wants a door built StanDon’t drink before you doIt can affect the mathematicsAnd affect the glue…. I like it. I want one too…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Soldier Stan
Stan he went to trainingCamp in prep for warHere we see him practicingIn front of someone’s door,…. Go Stan…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
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