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I Am a Little Gusher

I am a little gusher Gusher with a G Gushing here and gushing there In my poetry I am a monster stomper Stomper with an S I like to stomp on little gushers STOMP….there’s now one less I am a writer/satirist Writing things to share it Behaviours will attract my pen If your cap fitsContinue reading “I Am a Little Gusher”

Ticky Tacky Boxes

Ticky tacky boxes Built in my hometown Ticky tacky boxes Tack from top right down Ticky tacky boxes Come and buy, they’re great! Ticky tacky boxes Boxes, shit, I hate You have no character, no charm No heartbeat I can hear You’re just an empty shell of sorts A place to park one’s gear DonContinue reading “Ticky Tacky Boxes”

Depp Johnny Me Donny

All I really care about In Aus, is little Donny Don’t give a toss ’bout has-been/was Some little Depp called Johnny In the paper (every day!) He’s on a bender, Johnny Don’t give a toss cos here in Aus It’s me I care ’bout, Donny Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Gross Power Imbalance

Relationships for to survive Demand one vital pin Gross power imbalance never must Ever enter in Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Poet Don on Washing with Soap

You don’t hear this no more my flock What do we not now hear?…. Your mummy saying flannel/soap Wash behind your ears My mummy did last night Poet Don…. So did mine…. Poet Don is an expert in current parent/child language.We are honoured to have him with us He is a valuable asset to theContinue reading “Poet Don on Washing with Soap”

Helpful Items and their Operating Manuals

One of the rules of being happy? Be wary of helpful items weighing less Less than their operating manuals Which seems to make sense, I do guess Don MatthewsJuly 2020 Attributed to English author Terry Pratchett (1948-2015)

Poet Don Reporting on Chairman Mao’s Teeth

Chinese leader Mao Zedong Dined on yummy roe Never ever brushed his teeth Thought you’d like to know You are a mine of information…. Thankyou….. Poet Don is a valuable asset to the FCS Team,coming to us from the illustrious Poets Society Reporting on FCS daily, we are privilegedto have him as our news anchorContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on Chairman Mao’s Teeth”

Sally and Sammy (two of Poet Don’s flock) Walked Off. Oh No…

Ms Van Lowen I really do thank you For calling police to assist In rounding up Sally and Sammy Who all of us here we have missed baa….baa….baa….baa…. Naughty ones Sally and Sammy Were gaily just wandering the streets Mowing each lawn as they passed by Chomping each flower they did meet baa…chomp….baa….chomp…. Police areContinue reading “Sally and Sammy (two of Poet Don’s flock) Walked Off. Oh No…”

Nuts and Bolts

I’ve got all these leftover bolts here And leftover nuts (quite a batch) But have me a bit of a problem Cos none of them do seem to match Funny ’bout that…. Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Poet Don on Sweet Bippy

Hand up all those who like chips?…. I do….I do….I do…. Poet Don When I was a boy in my school pants I also liked eating a chippy Us school kids would then rough and tumble And say “Mate you bet your sweet bippy” (Blank looks all round….) (I tried….) Poet Don is a valuableContinue reading “Poet Don on Sweet Bippy”