Our lovely cat Priscilla Surefooted, quick, and able Was being clever, showing off And just fell off the table (Serves her right…..) Don MatthewsAugust 2020
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New Listerine for Difficult Throats
If your throat is clogged up With junk that’s hard to clean You need the latest product Chunky Listerine Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Very Nice Priscilla
Priscilla our cat went exploring In a glass vase, what the heck Smashed it on floor into pieces Decorated herself round her neck Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Poet Don Teaches the Class Division
Listen in my flock…. Yes Poet Don…. A real estate agent’s a person Whose children at school learn division Then return home at night to their real estate dad And learn all about subdivision I wanna learn subdivision Poet Don…. Lot’s of quick money in it Johnny… ?? Poet Don is a valuable asset toContinue reading “Poet Don Teaches the Class Division”
I Am Not a Robot
I keep on damn-well telling it Robot not I am It just does not believe me Robot thinks I am Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Sylvain Dornon the Stilt-Walking Baker, Well I’ll Be…
In 1891 five-eight Days, Silvain Dornon Paris/Moscow walked on stilts You’re kidding me, come on?…. I kid you not…. Don MatthewsAugust 2020 http://www.illustratedpast.com/people/Stilt-Walkers/sylvain-dornon.html
Users Security is Important to Us
Security’s important To us at Kinguin Passwords must be very long So hackers can’t get in Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Mr Coon. Your Cheese is Politically Incorrect
You say I can’t call it coon cheese anymore? I’m sorry, not politically correct I know Mr Coon did invent it But it’s yellow and that’s it’s defect Perhaps he shoulda invented brown…. Our friends of the dark colour would take offence…. Oh…. Don MatthewsAugust 2020
My Trip to the Bank
I went to the bank to draw money Wearing my nice new black mask Seems I picked wrong one for occasion Wrong one I picked for the task That’s your ski one…. Oh…. Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Nude Protester Anagram
NUDE PROTESTER anagram Is TENDER POSTURE see? Interesting rearrangement Anagram it be Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 