I need a special dietWithout this food I faintMy daddy says I’m twistedMy GP says I ain’t I would get a new GP blossom…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Tag Archives: rhyme
Tuff Rin Tin
We are the privilegedOne’s to be inTuff luck there mateyTuff Rin Tin Tin Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Spellbound
Write something incorporating the word ‘spellbound’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SPELLBOUND Refuse I am to spellboundI’ll spell just how I lykeYou dissaprove my spelling?Don’t care you lyke or not So there…… DM
Stan Does a Drilling Job
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I’ve done a lot of drillingWith my pointy drillAnyone who wants job done?Hands up, yes I will Safety guaranteed….. Don MatthewsDecember 2022
McDonalds Nostalgia (Ronald at Walmart)
Do you remember RonaldRonald at Walmart?Sitting on his Mc benchRonald at Walmart? Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Musk Insists Twitter Workers Sleep at Work
Beds in conferenceRooms so canSleep at workSays boss man Beds in TwitterConference roomsNow can work/sleepCrash bam boom Musk installs mattresses in converted Twitter conference rooms.Insists staff adopt “hardcore’” attitude to work In an unspoken sign of disrespect, beds just show up. No discussion, just show up. Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Packaged for Choice
Masks that we sellCannot be sold looseThey must be all packagedFor people to choose Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Fragile Merchandise
We of the supermarketProtect what we sellAll things are fragileWe wrap again (well) Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Ralph Goes For a Walk
Ralph is FCS resident dog Ralph enjoys his walkiesWalkies his own wayPeople stop and say helloHello Ralphie hey? Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Jeez Ralph
Ralph is FCS resident dog Quietly through the windowWatching lovely birdSuddenly from nowhere…. Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 