Why is it me alwaysLooking out for you?Why can’t it be you alwaysLooking out for me? Why are we catering for these lazy phone addicts?Mobile phones are taking over our lives…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
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Maltby Drug Store
I did a lot of useful workIn my early dayAbandoned and neglectedNow sadly rusting ‘way Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Skipper Alan Hale Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Perc thought Skipper AlanMight be into pornWe didn’t ask no questionsJust made the cover…. And collected his money…. Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe Perc made the orange cocktail Post Production Notes I’d like to be at one of his orgies Stan DonContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Skipper Alan Hale Job”
Fad Victoriana
Fad VictorianaMother as a chairDraped in cotton fabricCotton fabric (there) Me and sister, babyBruvver next to meMummy as a chair (yep)Happy family Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Paragon
Write something incorporating the word ‘paragon’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PARAGON Parag was a strange type(Middle name – yep – Don)Sometimes on and sometimes offBest when Paragon You wouldn’t like Paragoff Fan…….. Real nasty when off…… DM
Bruvver Sister
Bruvver sisterHappy lookLove to have Their photo took Don MatthewsDecember 2022
PC Gone to Shit
Political correctnessWalk-in robe no moreOffends the wheelchair boundedWheelchair bounded (yep) Can’t call it a manholeMaintenance hole is itPC gone all haywirePC gone to shit Cannot say spokeswomanSpokesman? Can’t use itGotta be spokespersonPC gone to shit Don MatthewsDecember 2022
New Car
Just bought a new carEngine aliveFuel next to zero Easy to drive Ahoy there…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Elna and Rigmor Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Elna and Rigmor (what nice names)Came to us from lands afar(Such was our fame all way round the nation)Accordian plus strains of guitar Production Notes Perc as cameraman got nice smiles and teethSuch glowing faces Hats (dinky) Studio wardrobe. Post Production NotesContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Elna and Rigmor Job”
Baby Gym
Important it is soFor a healthy bubA bit of toss and tumble andA bit of dib, dab dub Se how joyful the babies are…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 