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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Exact

Write something incorporating the word ‘exact’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO EXACT My odes they are exactExactly (yep) four linesThe third line’s just a fill-inThe fourth just ends the rhyme DM

This Handy Thing

To line our clients eyelashesThis handy thing we useYo line them with mascaraThis handy thing we use DM

Hiss

My cat is happyDoing thisShe doesn’t mindDon’t even hiss DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Sincere

Write something incorporating the word ‘sincere’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SINCERE Today’s word is sincereSynonym (yep) profoundAm sorry but this rhyme does notIt does not come with sound Sorry…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Committee

Write something incorporating the word ‘committee’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO COMMITTEE I’m running out of ideasRunning out of steamWill fill gap with committeeDespite still being keen DM

Gate Attendant

I’ve got a real important jobGate-raising up and downI have a special uniformOf black (not colour brown) DM

Bank Transvaalia

We at Bank TransvaaliaAsk our customersHelp in counting moneyCounting money out DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Stumble

Write something incorporating the word ‘stumble’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO STUMBLE I’m in a state of stumbleI don’t know what to writeI don’t know what to writeI don’t know what to write DM

Thrice

I’ve tried it onceI’ve tried it twiceI’ve given up I’ve tried it thrice DM

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Three Drummers Job

Stan runs a successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc We wanted drumming coverDrummers we are threeDrumming (yep) our hearts outScroll down have looksee Production Notes A really hot session. Difficulty concentrating Clothes none required Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Photographer Perc got those nice goddamn-great-drumming looksWell done Perc Post Production NotesContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Three Drummers Job”