poetry – Page 98 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Loan

Write something incorporating the word ‘loan’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LOAN Loan (yep) in CroatianZajam is in CroatI’m leaning me CroatianI’ll finish on this note DM

Miffy

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you today?I’m in a spot of troubleDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Dog Paddle

I’m learning to dog paddleDoggy paddling meConsiderate of other dogsDoggy paddling me Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Normal

Write something incorporating the word ‘normal’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO NORMAL My odes are far from normalOddish sorts of rhymesFull of empty nonsenseEmpty most of time DM

Miffy

My owner’s playing games with mePlaying games with meShe thinks it is hilarious Scroll down have looksee DM

The Weightlifter

I am an expert lifterI got great muscles/pecsAll the girls do love meLove my muscles/pecs Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Offset

Write something incorporating the word ‘offset’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO OFFSET (Yep) today is Sunday‘Tis my day of restGotta use word offsetThere, I done my best DM

Feet

Daddy I am frightenedI’ll protect you sweetNo need for to worryJust lend me you feet Scroll down… Shit daddy…… DM

Stan. Building Demolisher

Stan is a man of many talents.We at FCS are privileged to be associated with him My service is in great demandEmploys just me (hence cheap)Safety first I buildings fellBuildings tall and steep Scroll down for Stan… Contact Stan for your next build demolish…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Fiery

Write something incorporating the word ‘fiery’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FIERY My odes are never fieryIn fact they’re kinda dampMy head is useless, emptyAm thinking postage stamp ? DM