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Industrial Revolution and Noise

Before the Industrial RevolutionThe main source of noise that was heardWas thunder and church bells and cannon fireMixed with the sound of the birds Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

We Are Pleased With Stan’s Artistry

We wanted some nice modern artTo place on our restaurant wallKnowing Stan was known for thisWe rang and gave Stanley a call…… We are pleased with Stan’s artistry – good talking point with patrons Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Could You Please Do Something With Priscilla

Priscilla won’t move, let me inI’ve been standing out here for an hourCould you please train her to be more givingShe’s really exerting far too much power Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Stan’s Our Shining Star

Stan’s our latest re-cruitHe’s a shining starHad this brilliant drawcardTo our salad bar……. Well done Stan….should increase sale of salads Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Priscilla’s Into Training

Priscilla’s into trainingHeard the tennis callEyes set on the championshipsNow knows net and ball……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

It’s Just Like Diet Water

It’s just like diet waterExcept this one is hardWe’re working on a gluten-freeOne (that’s also hard)…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Thoughts Gained From Gazing Into My Coffee

Why is he so different?Why is he so mad?When he was a young boyHe was in genre lad Very good… Thankyou… You know he’s really not madHe just is differentAnd now belongs to genreSilly, twisted, bent Also very good … Thankyou…. I’m sipping coffee (yummy)Cappuccino fluffSticking to my mustacheEnough this nonsense stuff Very good….Yes, veryContinue reading “Thoughts Gained From Gazing Into My Coffee”

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