poetry – Page 397 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Sombrero

Ordered a sombreroOn the internetJust arrived this morningLook at what I get……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Gone to Seed

Just bought this on the internetExactly what I needTo tell the world just how I feelI’ve had it , gone to seed Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

We Are a Heavenly Family

I am one of these pussysFloating in the skyStaring into nothingnessHow stupid I meow, why? Priscilla says how stupid……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Before Priscilla Came to FCS

Before Priscilla came hereShe lived in house of redPhotograph shows pictureHighlighting Cilla’s head She remembers this well…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

More Signwriting For Stan

Needed sign so Stan we called(For our restaurant)Applied his skills (with lots of frills)(But not quite want we want)…… Was a bit squashed for room boss…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Cilla Likes to Watch Things

Cilla likes to watch thingsGo round and round and roundGetting slowly mesmerized byWhat goes round and round……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Liberace, pianistWhen away from homeMissed his dogs so dearlyRang them up on phone Hello my darlings…missing me?… Woof woof…. Is the butler giving you lots of cuddles?… Woof woof… I’ll be home soon… Woof… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Gawd Don

Gawd Don not anotherNother one of theseMakes me wanna vomitWatching them say cheese….. Gawd Don….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Space X Got More Trouble

Space X got more troubleWith it’s SN9Took off very nicelyLanding not so fine Starship in DecemberAlso went awryTook off very nicelyThen fell from the sky Elon says no worriesWe’ll get you to the starsWe’ll fix up all these minor probsHere we all come, Mars Small step for ElonBig step for you Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

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