poetry – Page 372 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Rag Doll

I love my little sisterI love my rag doll tooI swing it round with gustoI swing it round I do…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Chain Jumper

I’m in a bit of hurryA chain it won’t stop meHave jumped o’er many chains beforeSuccessful, yep, I be…. Shit…… Don MatthewsMay 2021

Recliner Chair

This is a chair (recliner)I’ll show you how it worksJust press this little button here…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

The Errant Olive

You ask me how I got hereI’ll tell you in a wordA swallow did an olive swallowDropped it in a turd Swallows don’t eat olives…. Parrot?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Stan Shifts Concrete

Stan’s a concrete shifterHandstands part of skillAlmost has perfected itEventually he will…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Stan and Perc Smooth Concrete. Top Team Effort

Smoothing concreteEasy way1, 2, 3 andHey hey hey…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Treadmill Runner

I am a treadmill runnerRunner, yep, I beGets me legs all fit and strongDon’t give up, that’s me…. Don’t give up, that’s me….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Introducing Little Timmy Troller

Waiting on a better pic from Timmy’s mother I am a little trollerOn the internetLooking for an unsuspectingBlogger I can get Beware of little TimmyWhen he comes for youYou’ll find he has no website(Costs too much to do….) Don MatthewsMay 2021 We wish Timmy all the bestduring his stay on FCS

Gym Toneup

Went to the gym to tone upTone up what I’ve gotSomehow I went and did something wrongBut don’t quite know just what?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Stan the Safety Officer

Stan’s a safety officerKnows just what not to doThe train board did employ him cosHe knows just what to do…. Stan was commended for his efforts herein getting the trains to slow down thus avoiding a possible disaster…. Don MatthewsMay 2021