I’m always safety consciousWhen car is on the chargeWater/power must never mixIf car be small or large……. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
Stan’s Good Idea Co. Inc.
We had to get this aircon upI’ve got idea says StanHe isn’t so dumb after allSmart, clever he is, Stan…. Good onya Stan…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Safety Fifth
One buckle offNext one onWhere did I put it now?Where has it gone? Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan and Perc Lay Concrete Paths
Perc and me are expertsAt laying concrete pathsWe use our com-bined laying skills(Go home at night for baths….) Safety first is our motto. We always wear hard hats in case of falls…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Poet Don Reporting on English Scientist and Minister Charles Morton (1627-98)
Charles Morton, a reputable scientist(Who doubled as minister as well)Believed birds migrated in winterTo moon (where was warmer to dwell) Then returned to earth in summer?…. Correct. When things got warmer…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Happy Little Driller
I’m gonna drill a holeI’ve done this once beforeThe hole it turned out very niceNow gonna drill one more…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan the Welder
I am a well-trained welderI know my safety rulesWelding can be dangerousI’m Stan, no welding fool…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Swimming Gear
O took my boyfriend swimmingI had the proper gearAs usual he forgot hisSo used what’s round, what’s there…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Plunder Plunder Plunder
Plunder plunder plunderEarth for all your worthLeaving future generationsAn earth of little worth Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Takes a Nap
Was on my lunch break when ICame over sleepy, bitFound a nice place to lay downDid someone just say shit?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 